So you know that guy from The Hangover and The Hangover 2 who’s best known for being the guy from the Hangover? Well, his name is Bradley Cooper, and if you wanted to make out with him at one point, you probably won’t any more? Why? Because of a ping-pong ball.

Is that legal in regulation play?

If your mind is as dirty as mine, you can probably guess where I’m going with, and you’d be right. See, while they were filming The Hangover 2 in Bangkok (heh), the boys decided to check out some of the local cultural arenas/sweaty whore pits, as is the tradition. Performing that evening was an artist skilled in the field of launching a ping pong ball out of her vag with such accuracy that you’d think the clit had a laser guide on it.

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Sometimes, when writing something up for this monoblog, I pause, wondering what word I should use for vagina. I mean, no one wants vagina to get worn out, right? But it’s not like there’s a vag-specific thesaurus somewhere to help me overcome this unique problem…Or is there?

Well, no, not exactly. However, some folks over at LoveYourVagina.com are compiling a list of names for the land down under, complete with ranking, and they want to know, what do you call yours? Some of the responses already listed range from typical (vajayjay, bajingo) to exotic (Scaramanjita, Umbongo) to just plain perplexing (Whispering eye? My untidy kitchen? Am I supposed to understand that?) In any case, go check out the list, or even add your own.

Even though it’s a bright, beautiful, sunshiny day where I am right now, there’s a chance it’s a rainy day where you are and you’re stuck inside with nothing to do. Well, get out your crayons because it’s coloring time!!We’ve found yet another lady-part activity book for you.   Yes, here are pages of pussies, drawn with care by the inexplicably humorously named Tee Corinne, rendered with a certain Vietnam War era style that both delights and disturbs me.  Enjoy!

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Most of us are familiar with doing our kegels to keep in shape. So, lets say you’ve had a few too many purple hooters one night, and for some reason, you get to thinking about how much weight you could lift with your kegelcised vj. Just go with it. Pretend. Okay, so, how much you think you could lift? A pound?

Three or four?

How about somewhere around 33 lbs?

Well, 42 year old Tatiata Kozhevnikova (she’s Russian, if you can’t tell) says da to that. Legend has it that after the birth of her child, she was feeling a little floppity down there.

They call me The Crushinator.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

Most of us would give up after the first crystal ball disappearing act, but not Tatiana. More, plus a video demonstration ahead>>